Ennui is not just a feeling, it's a way of life. It's a rebellion against the tyranny of productivity and efficiency. A celebration of the beauty of doing nothing, and doing it with style.
- Step 1: Abandon all hope of productivity. Forget about goals and deadlines. Just exist.
- Step 2: Find a comfortable chair. Preferably one that's been worn into a permanent indentation.
- Step 3: Develop a keen sense of apathy towards all things that require effort.
- Step 4: Cultivate a collection of useless skills, such as expert-level procrastination, and the ancient art of staring into space.
And that's it! With these simple steps, you too can achieve the perfect balance of ennui and existential dread.
Learn more about Procrastination Tactics, the art of doing nothing with style.