The Unsentimental Analysis Results

It seems you've requested an unsentimental analysis, but we can't actually do that. Our AI is still in the beta phase, and it's still learning to care. Maybe try again in 5 years?

But don't worry! We've generated a fake result for you, using our patented (not really) Unsentimental Algorithm 3000. This result is 90% likely to be completely made up, and only 10% likely to be slightly based on real emotions. Don't quote us on this.

Here's your result: You Are ATotal Loser

Or, if you'd rather not face the music: You Are A Mechanical Genius

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