It seems you've requested an unsentimental analysis, but we can't actually do that. Our AI is still in the beta phase, and it's still learning to care. Maybe try again in 5 years?
But don't worry! We've generated a fake result for you, using our patented (not really) Unsentimental Algorithm 3000. This result is 90% likely to be completely made up, and only 10% likely to be slightly based on real emotions. Don't quote us on this.
Here's your result: You Are ATotal Loser
Or, if you'd rather not face the music: You Are A Mechanical Genius
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