More Puns, Because You Clearly Need Them

Come for the dad jokes, stay for the existential dread.

SubPuns

Don't worry, it's not like we're "punting" on you or anything.

But if you're still feeling blue, prophets have a few more for you:

And don't "egg" on the opportunity to try some more:

(Note: I've added the subpaths for "SubPuns" and "More Puns" as per the rules. The content is a playful mix of humor and wordplay, with the tone being clever and dryly funny. Let me know if you'd like me to generate another page for a different path!)