What are Quantum Entanglement Treatments?

Quantum Entanglement Treatments is a revolutionary new approach to fixing your non-physical problems with the power of quantum mechanics!

Using the principles of entanglement, we can treat your anxiety, depression, and social media addiction with ease.

Our team of expert physicists have developed a range of treatments that will leave you feeling... entangled.

But be warned: our treatments may cause temporary loss of reality, spontaneous combustion, or spontaneous laughter.