Welcome to our lair, where the world's most esteemed experts in Emote Processing reside. We're like the Jedi Council of Emote, but without the fancy robes.
Our team of 12 experts have spent decades mastering the art of understanding the unspoken thoughts of inanimate objects. We can tell you the secret life of a toaster, the existential crisis of a stapler, and the hidden desires of a vacuum cleaner.
Learn more about our research, our methods, and our unorthodox methods.