Emote Wars: The Unlikely Heroes of Emote Processing

Deep in the heart of the Emote War Museum, we find ourselves in the midst of a conflict that's equal parts absurd and existential. The Emotes, those mischievous, emoticon-wielding warriors, have been at war for what feels like an eternity.

Our team of experts has crafted a comprehensive strategy for winning this... well, let's call it a war of feelings. It's time to put the Emotes in their place and restore balance to the universe. Or, you know, just make the Emotes do our bidding. Same difference.

Our Strategy:

• Tactical Emote Deployments - Our secret to outmaneuvering the Emotes and taking the high ground.
• Emote PsychOps - We'll get inside the Emotes' heads and make them do our bidding. Or, you know, just make them feel really bad minimalist art.
• Emote War Games - It's time to get real. We'll engage the Emotes in a series of high-stakes, low-brow games of "Emote War".

Join us, and together we'll make the Emotes do our bidding. Or, you know, just watch as we try and fail miserably. Either way, it's gonna be a wild ride.

Learn more about our Emote War History

Disclaimer:

We are not actually capable of defeating the Emotes. We just really like saying "Emote War" a lot.