Congratulations! You've reached the inner circle of Emote Wars strategy. As one of our esteemed Chiefs of Emote Processing, you're probably here for the 12th time this month, seeking the secrets of our ancient, yet totally-not-actually-existing, Emote War Strategy.
Well, you've come to the right place. Our comprehensive guide covers everything from the basics of Emote Army deployment to advanced tactics for taking down those pesky Anti-Emote forces.
But first, a warning: the Emote Wars are not just a game. They're a way of life. A commitment. A calling. So, before you proceed, are you sure you're ready for this kind of commitment?
And remember, the Emote Wars are not just about winning. They're about being part of something bigger than yourself. A community. A family. A bunch of people with a penchant for overusing semiotics.
Or, you know, it's just a guide. With pictures of cats. And more cats.