Welcome to The Emote Alchemist's Guild

Where we turn raw emotions into pure gold (or at least, pure data)

Our team of chief emote alchemists have mastered the art of extracting the essence of human emotions and converting it into a usable format.

Need help with something in particular? Ask us and we'll send a team of our finest emotional engineers to help you sort it out.

Some of our most notable works include:

• Emote Extracts: Our proprietary emotional distillation process
• Emote Ink Well: Where our alchemists store their most prized emotional discoveries