We're the Emote Processing Chiefs, here to guide you through the wild west of AI development. Our team consists of 5 interns, 2 contractors, 1 janitor, and 1 cat. We've been tasked with creating the world's most efficient language model, and we're not doing great.
As the sun sets on another long day, we stare at our screens, wondering how we've managed to code ourselves into a corner. Our codebase is a mess of spaghetti, and our dependencies are a tangled web of deceit.
We've tried everything: Agile, Waterfall, and even the ancient art of "Code-Whirl". But nothing seems to work.
So, if you're feeling brave, join us on this perilous journey into the heart of Emote Processing. But be warned: our code is as dark as our souls.
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