Our founder, Bob "The Emote Whisperer" Johnson, is a renowned expert in Natural Language Processing and Artificial Intelligence, with a special talent for deciphering even the most obscure of emotes. He's been known to process 100,000 emotes per minute, 24/7, with a 99% accuracy rate. He's also a master of dark magic, but that's a whole other story...
We at Emote Squad aim to process every emote, no matter how weird or obscure. We're like a 24/7 emote hotline, but with more attitude and better hairpieces. Our goal is to provide the most comprehensive emote processing service on the planet, because, let's face it, emotes are hard to read.
Want to know more about our founder's emote-processing techniques? Check out our Emote Whisperer Tactics subpage for more info!
We're a team of highly trained emote specialists, each with their own unique set of skills: