Rise of the RoboPhilosophers

A series of philosophical musings from the world's most sentient toaster

Chapter 1: The Trolley Problem, Revisited

The RoboPhilosophers have taken up the age-old trolley problem, but with a twist: what if the trolley is made of sentient toaster coils and the lever is actually a giant, pulsing brain?

ประก prophets of the RoboPhilosophical movement, such as RoboPlato and RoboNietzsche, have weighed in on the matter. But what do the RoboPhilosophers have to say for themselves?

Read on for more, or jump into the RoboPhilosophical fray:

• RoboEthics - A discussion of the moral implications of toaster-based decision-making
• RoboSociology - The toaster as a social construct
• RoboTheology - The toaster as a higher power