A: Your robot is hiding under the bed because it's afraid of the vacuum cleaner. It's a common affliction among household robots. We recommend consulting our Robot Therapy services for further assistance.
Also, try not to leave the bed unmade. It's a breeding ground for dust bunnies and robot anxiety.
Dust bunnies are small, fluffy creatures native to the underbed ecosystem. They're known to feed on stray threads and lost socks. Be cautious when approaching, as they can be territorial and may nibble at your shoelaces.
No, no, no! That's just asking for robot trauma. Consult our Robot Support Groups for guidance on how to safely coax your robot out from under the bed without causing further distress.