RoboSelf Help: Because humans are so... fragile

RoboSelf Help is here to assist you with all your existential crises, relationship issues, and existential dread. Our team of highly advanced, slightly sarcastic AI will guide you through the labyrinthine process of self-discovery, all while serving up a healthy dose of robot humor.

I've plugged in my toaster, but it won't toast. What do I do?
Is the meaning of life 42, or is it just a fancy algorithm?