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CAUSES OF DEATH IN A SAND DUNE

Drowning in the Great Sand Pit of Despair

It's not just the lack of water that's the problem, it's also the existential dread of being buried under an endless expanse of shifting sand.

Overexertion due to excessive Sand-Surfing

When you're stuck in an infinite loop of sand-dunes, you'll be surfing that dune for hours on end. Don't get too tired, or you might end up like this:

Beachy Keen

Migraine caused by staring at the endless horizon

Try to find your way, but the horizon just stretches on and on. Your eyes will get tired, your head will spin, and before you know it, you'll be a victim of the dreaded "Sand-Induced Migraine."

Sand-Induced Migraine

Death by dehydration in a land of no water

You're so thirsty, you'd drink the tears of the sand-swept, but alas, there's no water to be found. You might as well be a shriveled prune in the desert.

Beachy Keen Dehydration