Insurance Policies Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What is the purpose of insurance policies, anyway?
A: To save you from financial ruin, duh.
Q: How do I choose the right insurance policy for my cat?
A: Don't bother. They're fine.
Q: What happens if my policy doesn't cover my existential dread?
A: You're on your own, pal.
Q: Can I get a policy that covers my avocado toast habit?
A: You're going to need one.
Q: Is it true that 99% of all insurance policies are unnecessary?
A: That's just a statistic.
Q: What's the difference between an insurance policy and a participation trophy?
A: One gets you a fancy certificate, the other gets you a 50% discount.