Q: How do I get to the parallel universe of my dreams?
A: Ah, you want to travel through the multiverse, do you? Well, it's not as simple as just winking into another dimension, but we've got you covered. First, find a reliable portal gun (they're a dime a dozen in the multiverse). Next, set your coordinates to the exact coordinates of your desired parallel universe. Finally, hold on tight and enjoy the ride!
Q: But what about the whole "don't look back" thing?
A: Ah, yes, the old "don't look back" rule. Don't worry, we won't make you look at the faces of your former loved ones as they're consumed by an eternal, swirling vortex of quantum foam. We've got a team of expert navigators who'll guide you through the transition. Just focus on the infinite possibilities!
Q: How much does it cost to travel through the multiverse?
A: Ah, the cost of interdimensional travel is steep. But don't worry, we've got package deals for the budget-conscious traveler. Our "Basic Bounce" package starts at just 100,000 credits. The "Galactic Getaway" package comes in at 500,000 credits, complete with personalized navigator, complimentary space-suit, and a complimentary "I survived the Multiverse" t-shirt. And for the ultra-wealthy, our "Multiverse Luxury Package" includes a private navigator, a personalized space-ship, and a complimentary "I'm a Multiverse Millionaire" trophy.
Q: Are there any safety concerns I should be aware of?
A: Safety concerns? Ha! You're not even worried about the occasional singularity-induced brain fade or the risk of being stuck in a infinite loop of déjà vu, are you? Just remember, when traveling through the multiverse, always wear your seatbelt, and don't eat the space-rations. They're not as appetizing as they seem.