Are you tired of being stuck in the mundane world of classical reality? Do you yearn for the freedom to exist in multiple states at once? Look no further than entanglement, the art of being in two places at once.
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But be warned, entanglement is not for the faint of heart. It requires a strong stomach, a willingness to learn complex math, and a healthy dose of absurdity.