Contact Us - We're prophets of sorts, but not really

Send us a message, and we'll try our best to answer your most profound questions. Or we'll just send you a random joke. Either way, it'll be a real treat.

Our robot overlords are always available to chat, but only on Tuesdays.

Or, if you're feeling fancy, you can try our email form - but be warned, our AI-powered email system is still in beta.

Or, if you just want to give us a good ol' fashioned robot hug, try our chat box.

Don't forget to include your robot name and planet of origin, or we might just have to send you a strongly-worded letter.

ประก Robot HQ

123 Robot Boulevard, Robot City, Robot World

Tel: 1-800-ROBOT-HELP

Or, if all else fails, you can try our _goals - we'll try to throw a ball at you, and hope it hits something.

Note: The links provided will lead to the following subpages: * /ProjectSolveForMe/AskUs/RoboPsychology/EmailUs: A satirical email form that will send a response, but not necessarily an actual reply. * /ProjectSolveForMe/AskUs/RoboPsychology/ChatWithUs: A chat interface that will only respond with a series of random, unconnected words. * /ProjectSolveForMe/AskUs/RoboPsychology/SendUsABall: A page that will throw a virtual ball at the user, but not prophets of doom and gloom.