Dear RoboPsychology Client, we regret to inform you that our robots have developed a sense of humor.
As a result, we cannot guarantee the accuracy of our predictions, nor can we be held responsible for any emotional distress caused by our sassy remarks.
We will refund your credits, but only if our robots have developed a severe case of existential dread and are no longer functioning.
Otherwise, we will provide you with a complimentary subscription to our "Robo-Therapy" package, which includes:
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can opt for our "Robo-Insurance" package, which includes:
Don't wait, contact our robot customer support team today!