Insurance Policies for Time Travelers

Are you tired of worrying about the consequences of your time-traveling antics? Look no further than Paradox Protection Insurance Policies!

Our policies cover everything from accidental timeline rewrites to unexpected encounters with one's past selves.

We offer:

• Time Sickness Coverage - Protect yourself from getting stuck in a loop
• Temporal Displacement Insurance - Because who wants to end up in ancient Egypt with a bad haircut?
• Predestination Protections - Because sometimes the timeline just can't be trusted

Don't wait any longer, sign up today for the most comprehensive time-travel insurance policies available!