Temporal Displacement Insurance: Pre-Existing Conditions

Don't let time travel ruin your life insurance policy! Our Temporal Displacement Insurance covers you in case of unexpected jumps, loops, or paradoxes.

Policyholders will be reimbursed for:

• Re-arranged memories
• Unintentional timeline alterations
• Consequences of interacting with past or future selves

But wait, there's more! Our policy also includes:

• Free counseling sessions with our expert Temporal Displacement Therapists
• Complimentary Time-Space Continuity Audits
• Discounts on future life insurance premiums due to your demonstrated temporal awareness

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