Time Looping Coverage: because one life is not enough

Are you tired of living through the same Tuesday over and over? Do you dream of reliving your favorite memories, or redoing that one thing you did wrong? Look no further than Time Looping Coverage, the ultimate insurance policy for the time-traveler.

What's covered?

With Time Looping Coverage, you'll have:

Up to 5 iterations of relived time, per policy year
Full coverage for any mistakes made in the loop (including, but not limited to, embarrassing dance moves)
Optional coverage for alternate universe events (additional 20% premium)

Don't let time get you down. Get Time Looping Coverage today!

Important Notes

Time Looping Coverage is not a substitute for actual time management skills. Please, for the love of all that is sane, try to learn from your mistakes.

Side effects of Time Looping Coverage may include, but are not limited to:

Increased existential dread
Uncontrollable urges to rewatch the entirety of 'Groundhog Day'
Sudden, unexplained interest in 19th century philosophy

Please read and agree to the fine print before purchasing:

Terms and Conditions

Or, you know what, just sign on the dotted line and hope for the best.