You're a time traveler. That's great. But don't forget about insurance. Here's a few things to keep in mind:
- Pre-Existing Conditions: If you're going to travel to the Wild West, you might want to get insurance that covers gunfights.
- Temporal Displacement Insurance: If you get stuck in a time loop, make sure your policy covers the cost of therapy.
- Time-Related Accidents: Don't forget to get insurance that covers injuries sustained while attempting to assassinate Napoleon Bonaparte.
And remember, insurance policies are only as good as the lawyers who write them. Don't say we didn't warn you.