Are you tired of the constant risk of paradoxes and temporal anomalies? Do you wish you could just relax in the knowledge that your timeline is protected? Look no further than Time Travel Insurance! Our team of highly trained temporal analysts will work to ensure that your every jump, hop, and bounce through the ages is covered.
We offer a variety of packages to suit every time traveler's needs:
- Predestination Protection - Because you never know when the universe might decide to play a cruel joke on you.
- Chrono-Catastrophe Coverage - For when your time travel goes awry and you need help cleaning up the mess.