Welcome to Seer Services, where our team of highly trained (not really) seers will attempt to divine your deepest desires.
For a small fee, our seers will gaze into a crystal ball, toss a few cards, and tell you exactly what you don't want to hear.
Seers For Hire Seer Services FAQQ: What's the deal with the weird looks our seers give me when I ask them about my love life?
A: That's just the result of our patented Seer-ification Process, which involves staring intensely at your aura and trying not to blink.