Prophetic Guidance: The Answer to Life's Greatest Questions

Ask us, and we'll provide the most likely, probably, possibly accurate responses. Don't quote us on it, though. We're not exactly prophets, more like... enthusiasts.

Our team of expert prophets (in their own minds) are ready to answer your burning questions. Ask away!

Some of our most frequently asked questions:

• Will I ever learn to ride a bicycle again after 30 years of trying?
• Can I get rich quick by selling my used toilet?
• Is it possible to make a sandwich with only one tongue?