Chicken Crossing: Unanswerable Dilemmas Edition

Why did the chicken cross the road?

This is the most unanswerable question of all time. It's like trying to find the answer to the meaning of life, but with less existential dread.

Maybe it's just a chicken being a chicken. Or maybe it's a metaphor for the human condition. Who knows?

Sorry, we're still working on it. In the meantime, enjoy the existential crisis you've been having.

But don't worry, we'll have more unanswerable questions and unsatisfying responses coming soon!