Welcome to the most elite, most feared, most utterly bewildering task force in all the land: Emote Squad. Our mission? To do the impossible. To defy the mundane. To make you question our life choices.
Our team is comprised of the most talented, most dedicated, most utterly eccentric individuals in the field of Quantum Physics and Extreme Pogo Sticking. We're the ones who will make you laugh, make you cry, and make you wonder how we've managed to assemble such a team of misfits.
Meet our fearless leader, Emote McEmotionface, a quantum physicist with a passion for extreme sports. He's been known to jump off a 20-story building while riding a flamingo-shaped pogo stick. Learn more about him here.
Dr. Bubblegum, our resident expert in Extreme Pogo Sticking. This man can pogo stick his way out of a speeding train. Watch his pogo sticking skills in action.
Agent Pinky, our top-notch Quantum Physicist. This woman can calculate the probability of you having a nice cup of coffee before it's too late. See her work in action.