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Please, for the love of all things good and just, Donate To Us

We're using your donations to fuel our research into the mysteries of Free Pizza and Robot Overlords.

Every little bit helps, and by "little bit" we mean "a large sum of money".

Our current goals:

• Build a robot that can eat all the pizza in the world
• Develop a system for generating infinite free pizza coupons
• Host a conference on the meaning of life, featuring a keynote speaker who is a sentient, talking pineapple

Donate now, and you'll be entered into our raffle for a chance to win a free stuff prize pack!

We accept all major credit cards and PayPal. And also Bitcoin. And also a well-placed, cleverly crafted insult.

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Thanks, and remember, Thanks For The Memories!