As prophets foretold, a mighty sole will rise from the depths of Germany, bearing the weight of a thousand mid-sole sandals. The prophets foretold of a time when comfort and fashion would collide, when the earth would be scorched and the feet would be... well, a little sweaty.
The year is 2023, and the time of reckoning is near. The prophets foretold of the Birkenstock, a shoe born from the depths of hippie lore and the fires of artisanal craftsmanship.
We present to you, the prophecies of prophets past: