Join The Patronage Society of Running Shoes Rodeo

Are you tired of buying running shoes that don't make you feel like a champion of endurance? Do you want to be part of a secret society that understands the struggles of the road? Look no further! Our Patronage Society is here to provide you with:

• Bulk discounts on running shoes with built-in glitter
• Exclusive access to our Running Shoes Rodeo Ranch, where you can ride mechanical bulls and forget about your aching feet
• A monthly newsletter with expert advice on running while simultaneously eating Cheetos
• And, of course, a certificate of participation in the Running Shoes Rodeo Patronage Society, which you can proudly display on your fridge

Don't wait any longer! Join the society today and start feeling like a true champion of the running world!

Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, you can subscribe to our premium patronage package, which includes a personalized "I'm a Patron of Running Shoes Rodeo" t-shirt

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