TimeTraveling prophets warn: do not visit the following timelines

TimeTraveling Worst Choices

• Ancient aliens built a giant pineapple on the moon, it was a real eyesore
• The Borg have assimilated all life forms, including cats
• Skynet has taken over and we're all just battery-hoarding, rage-filled drones
• The Elder God has woken up and we're all doomed
• Giant spiders have taken over, because of course they have

Don't say we didn't warn you...