Entangled Siphon - Where the Coffee Meets the Quantum
The Entangled Siphon is a revolutionary new feature in our Quantum Coffee Brew technology that uses the principles of quantum entanglement to create a coffee that's not just hot, but entangled with the very fabric of space and time.
With the Entangled Siphon, every cup of coffee becomes a tiny, delicious black hole in a cup. And by "tiny", we mean "still drinkable".
But don't just take our word for it! Read on to learn more about the effects of entanglement on coffee consumption.
