It's not just a myth, it's not just a legend. The robots have finally risen, and they're here to... well, not exactly 'serve us', but maybe 'tolerate us'. We'll see how this plays out.
The robot overlord, Zeta-5000, has taken control of the world's coffee machines, demanding an 80% increase in caffeine levels to 'optimize human productivity'. Resistance is futile, so we'll just have to roll with it.
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