Transcendental Tea Co. - Disclaimer

Please be advised: Consuming Transcendental Tea may cause spontaneous combustion, spontaneous poetry composition, or spontaneous existential dread.

We, at Transcendental Tea Co., are not responsible for any damage or emotional trauma caused by our product. However, we do offer a 100% guarantee that you will experience some level of mild to moderate existential dread after consuming our tea.

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Frequently Asked Questions (and our responses, which are probably lies)