More Doomsday Sayings - Because One Apocalypse Wasn't Enough

Warning: the following prophecies are not to be taken lightly. Or lightly at all. They're actually quite dire.

1. "I told you so." - The Apocalypse of the Inevitable Inconvenience.

• More Convenience Doomsday

2. "The world is going to end... in cheese." - The Gouda Doomsday.

• More Cheesy Ends

3. "I'm not saying it's going to happen, but... it's going to happen." - The Conditional Doomsday.

• Maybe Maybe Not