Q: What is the deal with these trees?

A: Honestly, we're not really sure. They seem nice, but they're always judging us. "Oh, look at them humans, so fragile and prone to burning themselves on their own creations." Yeah, we've heard it all before.

Q: Can we be trees?

A: Sure, why not? We're a tree-hugger's paradise! Just don't expect any actual hugging, our branches are a bit... prickly.

Q: Can we have a picnic with the trees?

A: Ha! You think we'd let you just waltz on over here and start chomping on some berries? No way. You'll be the main course.

Q: Can we get some shade?

A: You're looking for a place to avoid the sun? Good luck with that. The sun's rays are just a gentle reminder of the impending leaf-mageddon that awaits us all.

Q: Can we have some answers?

A: Oh, you want answers? How about this: "No, you can't." That's the answer we've all been looking for.