Prophesied Answers

Welcome, seeker of truth!

Bob Smith has foreseen the future. Or, at the very least, he has seen the past, present, and possibly the future. Probably.

Here's what he has to say:

Will I ever find my missing socks?

Answer: Yes, but only after a series of trials, tribulations, and an unfortunate encounter with the washing machine. Learn more about the Sock Saga.

Will I ever master the art of making pancakes?

Answer: Not without the guidance of our patron saint, Pierre, the Pancake Whisperer.

Will the apocalypse come?

Answer: Only if the apocalypse has a good accountant. Otherwise, it's just a matter of time before the world runs out of avocado toast. Read more about the impending doom.

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