Welcome to Prophesied Answers, where the answers are as fleeting as the questions themselves. You've come to ask more questions, and we're happy to provide more confusion.
Here's the thing: we've got questions. Lots and lots of questions. And not just any questions, but the kind that will keep you up at night, wondering and wandering, until the cows come home. Or, you know, until the sun rises.
Some of our most frequently asked questions include:
Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, you can try our Random Question Generator, which will produce a new, completely baffling question every time you press the button: