Are you tired of making decisions and accomplishing tasks? Do you yearn for the freedom to do absolutely nothing? Look no further than Quantum Uncertainty!

With our patented technique, you can exist in multiple states of confusion simultaneously, rendering you incapable of making even the simplest of choices.

But wait, there's more! Quantum Uncertainty also allows you to:

• Exist in multiple places at once
• Be and not be simultaneously
• Have and not have simultaneously
• Make and not make simultaneously

Don't just take our word for it! Visit our Heisenberg's Paradox page to learn more about the intricacies of Quantum Uncertainty.