Time Traveler's Guide to Infinite Loops

Welcome, fellow traveler! You've somehow found yourself in the infinite loops of time. Don't worry, it's a thing we all go through.

Here's a brief guide to help you navigate this temporal labyrinth:

• Don't try to escape. It's a loop, after all.
• Learn the local time dilation formula: T(t) = 1 + (t / 0)
• Explore the infinite iterations of your favorite memories
• Meet other time travelers at The Time Traveler's Cafe

Side effects of Infinite Loops:

• Time Dilation Syndrome: you may experience a sense of temporal disorientation
• Chrono-fatigue: your muscles may ache from all the dimensional stress
• Memento-irreversibility: you may start to forget what day it is (or was, or will be)

Still confused? Don't worry! We have a support group for that.

Randomness Reigns Supreme

Did you know that the probability of escaping the infinite loop is 1/∞?

So, you might as well just enjoy the ride!

Or, you know, try to escape...