In a shocking twist, the ancient Greeks were wrong. The chicken did not come first. In fact, it was a wise and just egg, who, after a long, arduous journey, finally laid the chicken.
But wait, it gets better. The egg, being a master of the ancient arts, was actually a time-traveler from the planet Zorgon, sent to our dimension to lay the foundation for the chicken.
Ah, yes. The chicken. Poor, poor chicken. It was just a mere vessel, a host for the great egg's egg-cellent plan. But fear not, for the chicken has a say in the matter.
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