FAQs
What is the purpose of the Prophesied Answers?
Our team of highly trained and highly caffeinated seers and prophets have come up with a brilliant idea: we'll answer all of your mundane, everyday questions with answers that are slightly, marginally, and occasionally correct.
Q: Will I ever have to do laundry again?
A: Probably.
Q: Can I eat an entire pizza by myself in one sitting?
A: We cannot comment on that.