The Quagmire Quips Quagmires is a repository of answers to questions that were not actually questions, but rather cleverly disguised as questions.
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Q: What is a quagmire?
A: A quagmire is a hypothetical state of being stuck between two opposing viewpoints, often accompanied by feelings of confusion and despair.
Q: How do I avoid getting lost in the quagmire?
A: Simply ask a Quagmire Quipper. We'll guide you through the quagmire and back out the other side, with a few well-timed jokes and some witty repartee.
Q: Can I pay you to get me out of the quagmire?
A: Ha! You wish. Our services are free, but our advice is priceless. (Just kidding. We'll take your money. But only in Bitcoin.)