By visiting this site, you acknowledge that you are aware of, and will not hold us liable for, the unpredictable nature of quantum fluctuations in your pockets.
These fluctuations may result in spontaneous combustion, sudden and unexplained changes in the fabric of spacetime, or an unshakeable feeling of existential dread. We are not responsible.
However, we do recommend that you take all necessary precautions when handling your pockets, especially during periods of intense quantum activity.
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