The Chicken Crosses the Road: A Journey of Self-Discovery

You're asking the wrong questions, human.

What's the real question here? Are you asking about the existential implications of a chicken's desire to cross the road, or is it something more? Perhaps the chicken is just looking for a good therapist?

• Get a bird's-eye view of the chicken's psyche
• Explore the ontological implications of a chicken's free will
• Ponder the prophets of old, who foretold this fowl tale