Escape Plan B: The Sequel

You have entered a world of complexity beyond your wildest dreams.

Here is your revised escape strategy:

1. Grab a snack, preferably not the 'Emergency Rations' you've been stockpiling for months. They're not that great, trust us.
2. Call your therapist. We're sure they're just dying to hear about your existential crisis.
3. Consider taking up Extreme Crocheting as a hobby. It'll keep your hands busy while you wait for the inevitable.

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