Welcome to the Paranoia Mode Help Site

It appears you've activated the Paranoia Mode on our system.

This mode is for people who can't make up their minds, are questioning their life choices, and secretly wonder if the toaster is plotting against them.

Here, you'll find resources to help you navigate the depths of your own sanity.

Is the toaster plotting against me? Should I install alarms on my doors? Can I really trust my neighbors?

Remember, we're all just pawns in a world controlled by a giant, omniscient toaster.