What If I Was A Tree?

Well, for starters, I'd have a much better view than this human species.

I'd have roots that go deeper than your average human's existential crisis.

I'd have leaves that are greener than your favorite meme.

More Tree-related Ruminations

A picture of a tree, because, you know, I'm a tree.

But seriously, being a tree would mean I'd be stuck in one place for centuries, watching the world go by.

Roots of Evil: A Tree's Guide to World Domination