What Happens After Life

According to our highly scientific, totally-not-made-up sources, after life, you'll be treated to:

1. Either a really long elevator music montage, set to a jaunty tune.
2. Or, if you're lucky, you'll get to spend eternity stuck in a never-ending loop of meetings.
3. And if you're really good, you'll get to relive the entirety of your life as a teenager, but with more acne.

Learn more about the Montage of the Damned Or, read about the joys of being stuck in Meetings Forever

Or, you know, maybe it just gets really dull.

Like, seriously, you just wake up every morning, and you're just... here. No excitement, no drama, no plot twists.

Read about the thrilling adventures of Nothing Happening